Dreamseed: Peter Branstone is a twat. He lives alone and eats solid blocks of cheese for lunch. Then one day he discovers a purpose. This summer join: Jake Loman, Stevie Sticklewell and Bruce Smith for the journey of a lifetime. Walt Disney Pictures presents: Dreamseed. Rated PG. Because sometimes a man must plant his dream-seed into the dreams of a thousand children.
Moonman: In a world where love is unknown. There is one moon and a whole lotta men! Harrison Ford stars as Danny Moon, a moon fanatic from Chicago, Illinois. Danny looks at the moon every night, but then one night he discovers that sometimes the moon smiles in the hearts of every man. This fall, we invite you to come along and enjoy the film critics are calling "inspirational" because when a moon is full the souls that sound it's distant cry responds for love. Rated U.
Boner: The funniest film of the year! When four friends take a road trip to London, the guys from Englandbourough high school, find that chicks dig boner! So please, join Tim (the slacker), Jack (the weird one) Budd (the geek!), and Ralph (the jock!) on a journey of discovery and road trip that promises to give you boner! It's got Tits! Dicks! Pricks! Kicks! and plenty of great big bouncing bloody tits! Did I mention tits! It'll have you in stitches!
Pigflame: When a pig can no longer use his flame, he must go on a quest to retrieve it. Join Snorty, Pobo and Rumpy as they find the secret of the flame, and sometimes the flame that you search for only ignites when you find that destination of your heart, and sometimes you'll the find that the flame was with you all along. So be first to enter the magic of Pigflame, coming soon.
Lady In Red: The idyllic summer's day that became a nightmare of fear and blood. When the sun goes down, sometimes all we have left is our sanity. Universal pictures presents: the most horrific film of the year. Starring Chris De Burgh and Sandy Koufax, Lady In Red. Because sometimes we don't know what's out there.
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