Jack looking confused.
After watching quite a lot of Big Brother this year, I've come to the conclusion that Jack Tweedy is the most ignorant, repulsive, vague cretin ever to step foot in the Big Brother house and that's quite some claim considering the stiff competition he has. He just lurks around, oblivious to all that surrounds him, spurting the occasional nonsensical phrase and looking confused when someone mentions one of the many everyday words he's not familiar with. Bellow is a disgusting youtube video of the twat himself masturbating against the leg of his famous dunce of a girlfriend. It's okay, you don't see anything it's just worth watching to see what a complete plebeian the man is.
Christ....
Following Jade's eviction he has spent more time with former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd, who is said to be flirting with Jack and told him "I love you" when she was drunk. - Wikipeida.
The View
Gorgeous- The View
The new Arctic Monkeys? Probably..another mediocre band the public are going to wild for, set on copying the bands of the late 70's and early 80's but no one seems to notice yet so why not, eh? This Scottish quintet seem to be getting a lot of attention and are already considered genius in NME terms. They're pretty non offensive, most the songs consist of the strumming a few chords while an autistic child foams at the mouth screaming for the help of his carer. The songs are pretty bland and deal with the same themes The Arctic Monkeys dealt with on "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not" (Goin' to da disco and pullin' whey!). Anyway...Lauren Laverne A.K.A the new John Peel said they were really good, so I expect great things from them.
Skins
Skins started last week and it's pretty much exactly what I thought it would be, channel 4's program for the young people. It's the basic young person stereotype, the drink guzzling, kasabian loving, drug taking moron who loves to party and have sex!!!
The program is set in the glamorous "Bradley Stoke" and the writers really haven't done their research. The writers, by the way also write Shameless, another program based around shocking the viewers by committing practically every taboo known to man. The acting is terrible, the script is very weak and the characters are boring and one dimensional, it glamorises bulimia, drugs and casual sex. It's irritating to watch and you just know the sort of sheep it'll appeal to but no doubt this will be a huge success.
Hollyoaks!
Justin Burton!!
A teenager trying to suppress his homosexuality is pretty daring for Hollyoaks but not as daring as some of the crazy effects they've been using this week!
The crazy spilt screen (It looks just like 24!)
The background music turning into the music on radio
The windows movie maker slide effect
They've really pulled out all the stop this week!
The main thing I still don't understand about the show is....why is Justin considered good looking??? He looks like Satan's spawn, a gargoyle an ugly pug dog but the rest of that cast think he's gorgeous! I'm so confused, is this what's considered attractive nowadays? I'm also quite worried about the bulimic girl who's boyfriend's gay, she's good looking but at the same time looks 12! (and quite catlike) I don't blame him for feeling a lil' a bit sick after having sex with her, she can turn from an attractive legal girl to a 12 year old in the blink of an eye, it must be quite a shock. Sonny is the biggest buffoon on the show though, not only is his brother very simple, he used to be in that terrible Kerrching program. I was hoping to see some of his acting abilities transferred to the show but no luck so far, he didn't seem to care when his mum was hit by car you can just tell in his head he was really thinking KERR--CHH--INGG!!! His hearts in comedy rather than the serious drama of Hollyoaks, he should just be honest with himself.
Condom Advert
Above, a picutre of a condom-man
This advert keeps coming on.
"You got dat comdom I lent you yesterday?"
Why would you ask for it back! Christ that's disgusting.
"No mate"
"Why did you eat it?"
Why would you say that? Eat it? Of course not you twat.
"No I used it"
"Whey! You can go in goal"
"Oh why!"
Because you're not an arse!
"Because you must be tired"
*and they all look smug and live happily ever after*
Who's this suppose to appeal to? People who read zoo and nuts? It's awful it sort of makes me think, perhaps impregnating teenage girls isn't that bad, at least I won't be like these goons. There's also another one where he gives it back and says he didn't use it, that one's a lot better. No but seriously guys wear a condom, yeah? You got that? Wow I should join the campaign.
My Dream.
Last night I dreamt that myself and Mr. Fowler were hiding in a bush outside golden valley school, as sick as that may sound we were actually waiting for Tom Waits. I'm not quite sure what he was doing in Nailsea but we jumped out when he walked past and we got chatting. Tim kept asking him if he'd like to go swimming with him but I was intent on just looking at him. After a while, he gave us both signed copies of Swordfishtrombone, then sadly I woke up. For a few seconds I could have sworn it was real and I looked down to see....yes a copy of Swordfishtrombone, sadly unsigned. Good dream though.
Taken from http://blog.myspace.com/theprimo
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